reubalach:

“There’s a boy I know, he’s the one I dream of.
Looks into my eyes         takes me to the clouds above 
I lose control, can’t seem to get enough…”

                                              { how will I know? }

                     { Let me shaw ye how ye mommy,
                                lassy took out th’ competition.}

                           ” Those puir runner ups might still hauld some
                                                      grudges they padded their cups
                                                      but I screwed th’ leaders.“