
“Ance upon time ye used tae play wi’ toys,
but now ye will not e’en play wi’ teenage wee jimmies.”
“There’s a boy I know, he’s the one I dream of.
Looks into my eyestakes me to the clouds above
I lose control, can’t seem to get enough…”{ how will I know? }
{ Let me shaw ye how ye mommy,
lassy took out th’ competition.}

” Those puir runner ups might still hauld some
grudges they padded their cups
but I screwed th’ leaders.“
{I come home in the morning light,
My mother says,
“when you gonna live your life right?”}“Oh mummy dear we’re not the fortunate ones
An’ girls they wanna have fun.”
{ Oh Merida }

"When ye change yer mind,
th’ suitor’s are th’ first in th’ line.
I mean they’re still free,
tak’ a chance on them.”
“Sorry mum, ah cannae hear ye over my two page long chore list!”

"I will make it longer.”
“And ah’ll be proud of it.”
#you’rejustjealousdadlovesmemore

“Whit shaa happen tae our family
if our first born doesnae hae a wee babby?”
#icanmakeyourfatherscreamsinwaysyoullneverknow
“
keep dreamin, mum.”
#reallytheymakememoreofabearthanyoueverwere

"Ye shaa die a fair maiden.“
#youreadopted
It’ll be a very, very long time before
ah’m Queen! Why dinnae ye go make
yer sons in’tae young Kings first!”

“I’ve hud it up tae here, wee missy!
I am tryin’ tae fin’ a suitable man fur ye,
someone who can benefit
our coontry, as well as fur ye!”
“Mum, ah dinnae wanna marry him!
I may not want tae marry anyone.
Ye can’t make me.”

"I am not makin’ ye!
I am simply givin’ ye mair choices.
as th’ future queen ye need tae
start a family of yer own, Merida.“